He's playing on his phone. Straight through Nate telling Dan about how when women act crazy during sex, sometimes you just have to tell them "that's not necessary."
Dave: Rachel is making me watch gossip girl again. This is almost as bad as Bachman getting the RNC nomination! /politics joke
Dave: Almost as bad as running from NATO. /Qdaffi joke
Whoa Raina's hoops. They are from Dali. Why is she hanging around that place in her evening gown.
Dave: Almost as bad as removing my diaper for the TSA check point /airline joke
MEANWHILE:
Dave: Almost as bad as removing my diaper for the TSA check point /airline joke
Dave: Almost as bad as finding out corruption is a crime /blagovich joke
Dave: Almost as bad as buying your own album at a London record shop. /Beyonce joke
Dave: I feel like there is an unstoppable wildfire of Awful ripping through this house /sorry
Me: WATCH THE SHOW
And then Charlie SHOVES A WAITER into Dan, just like I've always wanted to do, since before I knew about Dan. SINCE BEFORE I KNEW ABOUT WAITERS.
Dave: I would rather be on the run for 16 years, taking in multiple trips to Vegas /fbi got him joke
Where did Serena learn all these faces? There are seventeen of them and they are all bitchy and crazy.
Check it, Vanessa is like Lassie. "QUICK SHE'S IN TROUBLE"
The shoulders on B's coat is overwhelming her petite frame. And Dave is making fart noises <3 THANK GOD CHUCK IS THERE TO HUG-PROTECT B.
Dave wants to know if C is still wearing his PJs. It's hard to tell, really.
Dave: WEEOOO WEEOOO BLACK MAN ON THE UES!!!
Dave, after their tender "ok one drink" talk: Chuck bass is a rapist in this show. /Not a joke. Fact.
